Charles Specht

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Christian Pick Up Lines (Mount Gilead)

One of the most popular articles here on my blog is the one I wrote on Christian Pick Up Lines (click here to read that post). It gets nearly 200 unique readers every day from Google searches alone. Since this is the case, I’ve decided to provide a follow-up article that provides even more cheesy Christian Pick Up Lines. (Because…and let’s face it, ladies…you can never hear too many pickup lines, right?)

“Click here to read my other article:

Christian pick up lines guaranteed to keep you single for the rest of your life!

Beware When Using Christian Pick Up Lines

Just a quick disclaimer. I’m a married man and haven’t tried these on any ladies out there, particularly my wife. And the reason for that is that I’d prefer to remain married. So be forewarned. Using these cheesy Christian Pick Up Lines could be detrimental to your dating and marital relationships.

And so here we go…

  • My parents are home, wanna come over?
  • I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you.
  • Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?
  • I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “Greet one another with a holy kiss?”
  • So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day and realized I don’t have yours.
  • You float my ark.
  • I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.
  • My spiritual gift is my good looks.
  • I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
  • Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
  • I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
  • If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard.
  • Bathsheba had nothing on you.
  • Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my iPod memory.
  • Bible-Gateway happens to be my homepage.
  • Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
  • How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
  • I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
  • I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.
  • Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.
  • Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
  • The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed…and here you are.
  • When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.
  • Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.
  • You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Be sure to lick read my other article on

Christian Pick Up Lines guaranteed to keep you single for the rest of your life

CONFESSION TIME: In the comments section below, write down any Christian pick up lines you have ever used…or that someone used on you.

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  1. PastorTrizah says

    If your name is Ruth then I am Boaz, if itz Becky, I just happen to be Isaac I AM WHO YOU NEED

  2. FMU_MJ says

    I can’t beat any of these, but I will say this one is my favorite: So I was reading the book of Numbers the other day and realized I don’t have yours. Will definitely be linking to this edifying post from https://www.facebook.com/FMUniversity. Thanks for the laughs.

    • Charles Specht says

      Ha! It’s a sad one, I know. It has to do with getting married before you get any older. 😉

      “Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now. Just settle for me.”

  5. Kate says

    I’m probably late to the bandwagon but one of my faves had to be, Is this seat saved? Because I am.

  7. Daniel Carter says

    I once saw a woman walking through a parking lot. She had a sad expression. I walked up and said, “You look like I need a hug.”
    It didn’t work.
    Then I met a gal in a voice chat room. I asked her if her face was as pretty as her voice (she said “Howdy, y’all.”)
    Eight months later we were exchanging our vows.

  8. Rob says

    They may not necessarily be good as stand alone tools for getting women to like you but if you use them jokingly, you can get a woman to laugh and that’s always good.